In the modern world, we find ourselves constantly looking for new ways to manage our time. New apps come out every other day boasting integrated calendars, contacts lists, auto-updating databases and recurring alerts for every little thing you might have a passing interest in.

However, historically, anyone with a larger workload would have a secretary or personal assistant to assist them. These people were focused entirely on keeping their boss organised and would often know better than their own spouses where exactly they will be at a given time.

Unfortunately, personal assistants are becoming a less and less accessible resource as the gap between middle management and upper management widens. As such, we are proud to present our personal assistant synthetic.

With our synthetic following you around, it will keep a firm track of all your meetings, all your requirements, remind you of anything you need reminding of, but also take feedback on what not to bother you about. Within the space of a week, you will find your working life will fall into a streamlined flow as all your meetings and requirements are set up before you like dominoes to be knocked down.

Our personal assistant synthetics offer additional advantages too. Each one comes with an earpiece allowing them to communicate with you without any movement. Bring them with you to meetings and have them identify every time the suit opposite you contradicts themselves, every time they state a factual inaccuracy and every time they contradict anyone else from their organisation. Overnight, you will become a negotiating force to be feared, with a perfect memory and an intuitive understanding of not only how financial figures will fluctuate, but down to the minute accuracy of their current value.

N.B. Anatomically correct Personal Assistant Synthetics are not available via our discovery and adoption schemes as such is not part of their core directives. These modifications, along with their firmware, are available if specifically requested.